Part One Hundred Ten
King Sum I, The Mummy
Rocko read the inscription out loud. "King Sum
I. Protector of the Foundation. Look on my works in disrepair!
Mortals!" As soon as the inscription was read, the lid began to
slowly slide off the coffin.
"Uh oh," warned Harry.
"Turf! Hold the lid in place!" Rocko
shouted but too late! The lid crashed to the ground! A mummy rose up
out of the coffin wielding a glowing orb on the end of a small
staff.
"Cool," exclaimed Turf. Rocko and Turf
pulled their weapons out to fight it. "Haaaaiiiyaaa!"
Getting some bad vibes from the MFer, Rocko prayed
to The Bad God for special skillz at this juncture of his
initiates's life. But nothing happened.
"I love those bad vibes," felt Dade too.
"You can handle that right, Rocko? It's undead." Rocko
swung his mace to show Dade that he could take care of it and
missed.
"Oh darn!"
"Unnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" attacked King
Sum I.
"Oh no! I know who this is!" screamed
Rocko trying to impress everyone although they'd all heard it was
King Sum I too. The mummy smashed Rocko in the head with its Orb,
dazing him.
"Well, I'm dying!" over-reacted Rocko who
wasn't quite ready to know death just yet (but soon!). Harry grabbed
a torch from the wall and swung the flaming flame through the bars
at the mummy. The mummy caught fire!
"We're going to burn to death, guys. See ya in
Bad Heaven," drama queened Rocko.
"It's the way the heathen kings are put to the
after life," snootied Harry with his big wig knowledges.
Rocko beat at the mummy with his mace while
screaming, "We're on a mission from The Bad God! Wicked!"
but it didn't seem to matter much. Dumb dumb. But he did hit it.
"Wee!"
"Good shot!" helped Dade.
111. Something Exciting Happens
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