By Grunion Guy

Robbie from Colorado answers the Essay Question, "Write a scene from man's point of view as he is created and told what to do by God."

Bam! I'm here from the dust! Bam! There's a dirty dust chick here too!! I'm allergic to dust, and some dude is blowing in my nose! Ick! Ack! My allergies! *achoo*!

"Bless you," said the dude.

"Thanks!" said I.

"Yeah, thanks!" said the chick.

"Listen," said the dude, "you are what you eat, so I want you to eat lots of fruit and be full. Also, math is important, so learn your multiplication tables."

We nodded our heads at the dude.

"Also," he continued, "there are some holes in the ground over there. I want you to fill them. And whenever you see a bird in the sky or a creepy thing on the ground or a fish in the sea, you can tell it what to do. Don't be a smart ass and ask me about birds that swim or fish that fly. You figure out what to do with them on your own."

"There's lots of green herbs around, so be sure to check them out. And don't eat meat. Fruit is your meat instead. This is good! It is VERY good!"

Then the guy went off to take a nap.